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THE INTERNET IS SO FUCKING STRANGE [Jun. 5th, 2008|10:52 pm]
themaestra
my biological father, 21 years gone and counting, just found me on myspace.


WTF?





what a strange, strange night.
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4/20 [Apr. 20th, 2008|07:00 pm]
themaestra
In 19th century Nepal, the marijuana harvest was performed by men who ran naked through fields of the flowering plants and then had the sticky resin scraped off their bodies and formed into bricks of hashish.



doesn't THAT just sound lovely?
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(no subject) [Feb. 6th, 2008|08:21 pm]
themaestra
<3
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"Either the wallpaper goes, or I go."
-Oscar Wilde's last words

<3
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THINGS update [Nov. 27th, 2007|10:41 pm]
themaestra
(in list form since life must be organized into lists or i forget everything)

1. went to montana, saw lots of snow, came back really fast.
2. saw high school boyfriend on said montana trip (those of you mt folk know the one i speak of). he is having a baby with some girl.
a. (sub category) first thought: could've been me
b. second thought: i'm looking at him and realize what i see now is the rest of his life.
c. third thought: OY VEY. make that a double OY VEY.
3. orchestra concert this sunday, 3 pm. we are playing brahms 3rd symphony, bernstein's chichester psalms and some craaaaazy new music piece that blows my mind and is amazing. ya'll should stop on by.
4. finals are killing me
5. i'm slowly cutting out my smoking habit (cigarettes, that is)
6. i miss my mom
7. i have a new red coat
8. i spent a lot of money on sheet music today. and i was happy to do so. maybe i should be a music major? oh right, that's what i've been all along.
9. i recorded some string parts for some band today and they paid us in pints of jim beam. i <3 musicians!
10. CHANUKAH IS FUCKING EARLY THIS YEAR!
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so.... [Nov. 1st, 2007|03:24 pm]
themaestra
mercury was in retrograde for the last three weeks, which explains why they have been the most difficult, angsty and frustrating weeks of just about everyone's life. and today it's back where it's supposed to be and already i've made it to class on time and i like the violin again and psu library just kicked off their lovely book sale where everything is fifty cents.
geez, it's nice to love life again finally!
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i'm sick of all you drunk whores, falling down on my floors! [Oct. 28th, 2007|08:13 pm]
themaestra
i rapped at some drunk hos last night...

we invited about 20 people to our house as a halloween get together and ended up with about 75 people in a drunken, raging halloween house party. half of them were foreigners anyway, so it was their first halloween. a good time was had by all and nothing got broken or thrown up on, so i suppose it could be deemed a success.

I was J.Lo.
(very drunk J.Lo).

so we won't be doing that again time soon. but happy halloween!


p.s. my mother is getting a puggle. I'M STOKED.
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so........ [Oct. 18th, 2007|11:13 pm]
themaestra
i just dropped my african studies class. even though i only get a 20% refund. why would i do a silly thing like that, you ask? was it too much work? too hard to handle? no? well then, your professor must've condoned female circumcision as a reasonable way to curb the AIDS crisis in Africa.

YES, HE DID.


and i feel like i have nothing to learn from a man who tells me women in africa should live in constant fear of their wedding night, never experience any sexual pleasure (as long as they live!) and risk dying after sex (and if they make it that far, surely after their first childbirth).

nothing to learn at all.
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woah. [Oct. 9th, 2007|11:18 pm]
themaestra
i just found out that max lentz died. (i guess this is a post for missoula folk)
what an incredibly terrible thing.

wow.
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FUCK THIS SHIT. [Sep. 24th, 2007|12:05 am]
themaestra
fuck.
this.
shit.

my fingernail has almost been torn from it's bed (i guess i'll get it looked at tomorrow)
my job sucks, i'm always covered in ice cream and tonight it took me two hours to get home via trimet.
school tomorrow and i have no money for books, tuition, music, even a notebook and a pen.




i was comfortable with my life, and when i let my guard down and the shit hits me in the face. as soon as i let myself enjoy things, and stop thinking about when the next shoe is going to drop, it does (an old jewish mother rule; the second shoe will always drop).

in conclusion: i want to scream at the top of my lungs but my roommates are all sleeping and so i'm venting to livejournal.

FUCK THIS SHIT.
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2007|10:44 pm]
themaestra
One of the things i love about you is if i ever miss you i can find a hairtie nearby and it reminds me of you.


my boyfriend said this to me today. i liked it so much i had to record it and this seemed to be a reasonable way of doing it.
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